PS: For those not in the know, EOM stands for “End of Message” – generally used for a subject-only email without a body, like sending someone an url:
Here’s the presentation: http://short/url EOM
Technically I guess that means the EOM in the header is not an EOM, and also by corollary the PS is not a PostScript since it introduces the body of the message.
Well, then, in that case: Hello, Internets!