I got food poisoning Monday night. Admittedly, this was pretty serious (in the top five, or even top three of food poisoning incidents in my life) and it was on a red-eye flight (definitely in the top three most miserable experiences of my life) with serious turbulence (also in the top five or so as turbulence goes) but, even so, DAYS later, I’m still running on backup systems and batteries. I typically can’t sleep until 5am, no matter when I go to bed, and then can’t seem to wake up until 2 to 4 pm, well more than a solid 8 hours later. And I can’t seem to concentrate, reading the same paragraphs over and over again until finally the lawnmower motor baarrrrumphs to life and I start to be able to move through the paper again.
So, in sum, what I’m saying is, try not to get food poisoning on a redeye.
At least I can keep food down now (so far).
Cross yo fingies.
-the Centaur
Pictured: A sunset in Berkeley.
