{"id":1178,"date":"2011-07-23T12:46:04","date_gmt":"2011-07-23T19:46:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/?p=1178"},"modified":"2017-03-26T14:47:15","modified_gmt":"2017-03-26T21:47:15","slug":"a-funny-thing-happened-before-my-trip-to-comic-con","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/2011\/07\/23\/a-funny-thing-happened-before-my-trip-to-comic-con\/","title":{"rendered":"A Funny Thing Happened Before My Trip To Comic-Con"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=1179\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1179\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/onthewing.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"onthewing\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1179\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/onthewing.jpg 600w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/onthewing-300x400.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Axually by the time you reads this am already atz <a href=\"http:\/\/www.comic-con.org\/cci\/\">the con<\/a> now &#8211; but just befores I waz completely discombobulated from cats:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Anthony<\/strong> Last night our home was invaded by a quiet, timid but quite feral cat. 2 hours trying to locate the capture him &#8211; no dice, he was a wily fucker. <\/p>\n<p>Then 3 hours cleaning the pee he left behind when he bolted out the door. Emailed that I wouldn&#8217;t be coming in and got to bed at 4:25am. Sheesh.<\/p>\n<p><b>Donna<\/b> OK&#8230;while I am sure that REALLY sucked, I have to admit I also am still laughing. Sorry that happened&#8230;Febreeze works well.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Anthony<\/strong> He&#8217;s an adorable little cat. He&#8217;s also a master of hiding (he tucked himself into the tiniest possible space in a bottom bookshelf) growls if approached closely and smells of pee. I think he&#8217;s been causing my other cats to spray. I&#8217;d be laughing too if the situation wasn&#8217;t so serious &#8211; just last night I lost two books, half a dozen magazines, some papers, and possibly an heirloom kitchen table I got from my grandmother to pee. The behavioral effects on our other cats are so severe one&#8217;s on Diazepram, the other&#8217;s on Prozac, and we&#8217;re thinking of getting rid of them. I&#8217;m locked out of my own library most of the time because we can&#8217;t let them get in there. I went out for coffee for an hour and a half and found the black cat on top of some clean laundry.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Donna<\/strong> Oh no!! I take it all back&#8230; No longer funny \ud83d\ude41 I hope it gets better!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Anthony<\/strong> There&#8217;s some small amount of funny, I admit it. When not gnashing my teeth, I like to remember that it&#8217;s better than a kick in the head with a golf shoe!<\/p>\n<p><strong>William<\/strong> Good lord! I think you need the Cat Whisperer.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cortney<\/strong> Decoite O. My. That&#8217;s almost as bad, if not equal to, a burglar. My deepest sympathies.<\/p>\n<p><strong>John<\/strong> Have you ever tried a kick in the head with a golf shoe? It&#8217;s not so bad. My eyes are still crossed and I&#8217;m falling down a lot, but I don&#8217;t think it has anything to do with the kick to the head&#8230;\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Iz funny in a lolcats trainrecks kind of way. Don&#8217;t worries, will not get rid of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/?tag=the-cats\">teh cats<\/a>. But just catching the ups now. Response will be the slow, please be the patients.<\/p>\n<p>-the Centaur<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Axually by the time you reads this am already atz the con now &#8211; but just befores I waz completely discombobulated from cats: Anthony Last night our home was invaded&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[194,1],"tags":[63,23,5],"class_list":["post-1178","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-cats","category-uncategorized","tag-san-diego-comic-con","tag-the-cats","tag-we-call-it-living","ratio-2-1","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1178","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1178"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1178\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1189,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1178\/revisions\/1189"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}