{"id":156,"date":"2009-04-26T17:55:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-26T17:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/?p=156"},"modified":"2009-04-26T17:55:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-26T17:55:00","slug":"never-get-in-a-boxing-match-with-a-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/2009\/04\/26\/never-get-in-a-boxing-match-with-a-cat\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Never get in a boxing match with a cat&#8230;&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;&#8230; they&#8217;re incredibly fast, especially with multiple jabs.&#8221; &#8211; John Garrison<\/p>\n<p><embed width=\"448\" height=\"361\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" src=\"http:\/\/s2.photobucket.com\/flash\/player.swf?file=http:\/\/vid2.photobucket.com\/albums\/y20\/PerthPurplePenguin\/vids\/cvUMHvLZ.flv\"><\/embed><\/p>\n<p>Bwah hah ha.  Watch to the end if you can.  <a href=\"http:\/\/s2.photobucket.com\/albums\/y20\/PerthPurplePenguin\/vids\/?action=view&amp;current=cvUMHvLZ.flv\">Link<\/a> for those for whom embedding won&#8217;t work.  On the other hand, if you don&#8217;t think the Internet should be used exclusively for pictures of cats, there&#8217;s always <a href=\"http:\/\/www.warrenellis.com\/?p=1226\">Edison Hate Future<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>-the Centaur<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;&#8230; they&#8217;re incredibly fast, especially with multiple jabs.&#8221; &#8211; John Garrison Bwah hah ha. Watch to the end if you can. Link for those for whom embedding won&#8217;t work. On&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[23],"class_list":["post-156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-the-cats","ratio-2-1","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=156"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}