{"id":2362,"date":"2013-05-18T14:24:42","date_gmt":"2013-05-18T21:24:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/?p=2362"},"modified":"2017-04-08T20:53:56","modified_gmt":"2017-04-09T03:53:56","slug":"everyones-fooling-people-by-taking-their-laptops-to-coffee-shops-and-here-i-am-just-editing-anthologies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/2013\/05\/18\/everyones-fooling-people-by-taking-their-laptops-to-coffee-shops-and-here-i-am-just-editing-anthologies\/","title":{"rendered":"Everyone&#8217;s fooling people by taking their laptops to coffee shops, and here I am just editing anthologies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dresan.com\/images\/scalzi-in-motion.gif\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" alt=\"john scalzi in motion\" \/><\/p>\n<p>So this is me, with my laptop, in a coffee shop, editing the science fiction anthology <a href=\"http:\/\/www.site.spencerhillpress.com\/Doorways_to_Extra_Time.html\">DOORWAYS TO EXTRA TIME<\/a>, listening to an author reading by John Scalzi, author of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Youre-Fooling-Anyone-Laptop-Coffee\/dp\/1596060638\">YOU&#8217;RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR LAPTOP TO A COFFEE SHOP<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I read Scalzi&#8217;s blog Whatever and was pleased to hear he was <a href=\"http:\/\/whatever.scalzi.com\/2013\/05\/15\/south-bay-i-am-at-book-incs-mountain-view-store-tomorrow-at-7pm\/\">coming to my favorite bookstore \/ coffeeshop combination<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.booksinc.net\/MountainView\">Books Inc. in Mountain View<\/a> and the attached <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/caffe-romanza-mountain-view\">Cafe Romanza<\/a>. It&#8217;s right up the street from my work, so I dropped in to the coffee house, got a copy of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Redshirts-A-Novel-Three-Codas\/dp\/0765334798\">REDSHIRTS<\/a> for signing (never having read his fiction, it seemed a good place to start since the book he&#8217;s promoting is a sequel), got coffee, got permission from the staff to set my laptop up at a small table above the signing, and camped out.<\/p>\n<p>I edited. Friends dropped by. We chatted. The room filled, and then Scalzi showed up&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/20130516_185944-MOTION1.gif\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" alt=\"20130516_185944-MOTION(1).gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and he&#8217;s even more entertaining in person than he is on his blog. He read from his latest novel <a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.com\/0765333511\">THE HUMAN DIVISION<\/a>, a little side tale about aliens and churros (I&#8217;ve never had any, but they&#8217;re kind of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Churro\">like Spanish doughnuts<\/a>, apparently), and from his blog the hilarious and insightful post &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/whatever.scalzi.com\/2012\/07\/26\/who-gets-to-be-a-geek-anyone-who-wants-to-be\/\">Who Gets to Be a Geek? Anyone Who Wants to Be.<\/a>&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>When it got to Q&amp;A, I didn&#8217;t ask any questions: everyone asked all my questions for me. It turns out Tor approached him about serializing his books, and THE HUMAN DIVISION came out of that conversation. I&#8217;m jealous; I and my publisher are still negotiating how to serialize THE CLOCKWORK TIME MACHINE, which I wrote with the design for it to be serialized.<\/p>\n<p>After the talk, I waited for the line to die down before getting REDSHIRTS signed. Scalzi and I talked about the irony of me editing my anthology on my laptop in a coffeeshop while the author of YOU&#8217;RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR LAPTOP TO A COFFEESHOP was reading, and he pointed out that there&#8217;s two types of people who take their laptops to coffeeshops: those who go to write, and those who go to be seen.<\/p>\n<p>He asked about the anthology, and I told him about DOORWAYS TO EXTRA TIME: an anthology that asks the question what would you do if you really could get an extra hour in the day. Oddly enough, Scalzi had the same answer about what he&#8217;d do with that hour as one of my barista friends in the coffeeshop: both said they&#8217;d use the extra hour to catch up on sleep.<\/p>\n<p>I think John Scalzi and that barista must be two of the smartest people in the world.<\/p>\n<p>-the Centaur<\/p>\n<p>P.S. What&#8217;s this, Google+? You can <a href=\"http:\/\/www.technologyreview.com\/news\/514836\/googles-social-network-gets-smarter\/\">animate several pictures taken together<\/a>, even when I didn&#8217;t tell you to in advance? <i>Really?<\/i> We&#8217;re not living on the moon, but we are living in the future. That&#8217;s awesome. UPDATE: Apparently it only <a href=\"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/u\/0\/108304177166571089978\/posts\/Ku4FyXEwq5r\">works by default on Google+<\/a>, as I don&#8217;t see it on my blog that way. Still, the downloaded image has all the frames, so I could fix it up in Photoshop real quickly if I wanted to. Still the future. UPDATE UPDATE: May be a Ecto upload issue. Will fix later. Regardless, future. 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