{"id":3125,"date":"2016-03-03T21:37:32","date_gmt":"2016-03-04T04:37:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/?p=3125"},"modified":"2017-04-08T20:52:53","modified_gmt":"2017-04-09T03:52:53","slug":"i-cant-channel-john-scalzi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/2016\/03\/03\/i-cant-channel-john-scalzi\/","title":{"rendered":"I can&#8217;t channel John Scalzi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/Screenshot-2016-03-03-20.28.41.png\" width=\"600\" height=\"520\" alt=\"Screenshot 2016-03-03 20.28.41.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Imitating Scalzi\u2019s inimitable style (at least when he\u2019s too busy to blog): \u201cHas the novel been sent back to the editor? NO.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>But Debra did like the new first couple of chapters for THE CLOCKWORK TIME MACHINE, and her guidance gives me a clear path forward to cleaning them up, and the changes to the rest of the novel are minor \u2026 if I could Just. Get. More. <i>Time<\/i>. Friends from <i>grade school<\/i> are crossing the country to visit me, and friendly mathematicians are dropping by my coffeehouse table to school me on Clifford algebras and deep learning, to the point at which I finally had to turn down an impromptu lunch meeting today with someone who really wanted to know more about my team, just because <i>I had no more time<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>So, having no more time, just now I wanted to throw up a quick blogpost, other than the half dozen half-finished longer blogposts I can\u2019t get done and still get to my own work. So I tried imitating John Scalzi\u2019s quick posts when he\u2019s backed up. Normally a sentence, and a photo. That\u2019s it. But today, Google Photos and AT&amp;T\u2019s network and my phone and SPACE GREMLINS have conspired to make it impossible for me to upload photos in a timely fashion, I mean, dammit, how <i>hard is it to write a sentence and post a photo?<\/i><\/p>\n<p>THIS is why Scalzi is paid the megabucks.<\/p>\n<p>I am no John Scalzi, so, here, you get a picture of the structure of the first 72 positions in tic-tac-toe, because I can\u2019t not do the foundational work on a problem once I\u2019ve thought of it, or I\u2019ll never get back to it. This is important, it will mean something, I promise. But later.<\/p>\n<p>Back to the novel.<\/p>\n<p>-the Centaur<\/p>\n<p>P.S. Yes I know my Mathematica could be simplified via NestList or something like that, don\u2019t bother me, don\u2019t bother me.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/Screenshot-2016-03-03-20.34.35.png\" width=\"600\" height=\"587\" alt=\"Screenshot 2016-03-03 20.34.35.png\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Imitating Scalzi\u2019s inimitable style (at least when he\u2019s too busy to blog): \u201cHas the novel been sent back to the editor? NO.\u201d But Debra did like the new first couple&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[197,199,1],"tags":[4,5],"class_list":["post-3125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fiction","category-steampunk","category-uncategorized","tag-dragon-writers","tag-we-call-it-living","ratio-2-1","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3125","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3125"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3125\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3792,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3125\/revisions\/3792"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}