{"id":340,"date":"2005-06-25T13:03:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-25T13:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/?p=340"},"modified":"2005-06-25T13:03:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-25T13:03:00","slug":"unfayre-humours-part-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/25\/unfayre-humours-part-i\/","title":{"rendered":"Unfayre Humours, Part I"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A few random thoughts from recent conversations:<\/p>\n<p>You know the best way to improve British food? Cook something else.<\/p>\n<p>Some people&#8217;s cell phone contracts last longer than their marriages.<\/p>\n<p>Saying that the web is an engine for delivering vast amounts of irrelevant information is like saying that a library is a building for warehousing vast amounts of irrelevant books.  Of course &#8211; if you can&#8217;t be bothered to learn to use them.<\/p>\n<p>-the Centaur<\/p>\n<p>About the Author: &#8220;Anthony Francis is a computer scientist who eats fish and chips on a regular basis. His longest cell phone contract lasted 1 year longer than his longest relationship, and if anywhere is a vast collection of irrelevant books, his house is it.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few random thoughts from recent conversations: You know the best way to improve British food? Cook something else. Some people&#8217;s cell phone contracts last longer than their marriages. Saying&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[30],"class_list":["post-340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-gripes","ratio-2-1","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=340"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/340\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}