{"id":3414,"date":"2016-09-02T19:34:57","date_gmt":"2016-09-03T02:34:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/?p=3414"},"modified":"2017-03-26T15:02:15","modified_gmt":"2017-03-26T22:02:15","slug":"con-crud","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/2016\/09\/02\/con-crud\/","title":{"rendered":"Con Crud!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/20160901_214939-ANIMATION1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3415\" title=\"20160901_214939-ANIMATION\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/20160901_214939-ANIMATION1.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/20160901_214939-ANIMATION1.gif 448w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/20160901_214939-ANIMATION1-300x169.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So, I had all sorts of plans to post on my upcoming panels and the ambience of Dragon Con, but I overslept. Not by, like, an hour, or two hours, but more like <em>eight<\/em> hours. Sure, I got up and killed my alarms, a few times, but what really happened as I kept trying to get up and kept crashing out was that I realized I had caught a case of con crud.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/20160901_210804-ANIMATION.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3416\" title=\"20160901_210804-ANIMATION\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/20160901_210804-ANIMATION.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/20160901_210804-ANIMATION.gif 448w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/20160901_210804-ANIMATION-300x169.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Science fiction conventions gather an enormous amount of people, and hence, their diseases, and hence: con crud, that mysterious illness that hits you a day or two after you get to a con. I know a lot of people who have been knocked out by it, but it&#8217;s hit me hard only two or three times.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/20160901_213706-ANIMATION.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3417\" title=\"20160901_213706-ANIMATION\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/20160901_213706-ANIMATION.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/20160901_213706-ANIMATION.gif 473w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/20160901_213706-ANIMATION-300x169.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This time, I ended up sleeping on and off for twelve hours out of sixteen. Fortunately I didn&#8217;t get the cough or sniffles, though I felt them starting. But I rested up, and got up when I felt rested, and even though I missed hitting the dealer&#8217;s room today, I had a lot of fun at my two panels.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/20160902_203012.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3418\" title=\"20160902_203012\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/20160902_203012.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/20160902_203012.jpg 1111w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/20160902_203012-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/20160902_203012-600x337.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So what I&#8217;m saying is, be good to yourself. It&#8217;s easy, when you&#8217;re at a con on a mission, to get caught up on all the things you could do. Well, do the things you should do, take care of yourself, and relax: cons will roll around again, and you want to be healthy enough to survive them.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/20160902_212727.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3419\" title=\"20160902_212727\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/20160902_212727.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/20160902_212727.jpg 1111w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/20160902_212727-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/20160902_212727-600x337.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Up tomorrow, 10AM: You&#8217;ve sold your first book, now what? A bunch of people much more experienced than me tell you what to do when you&#8217;re facing book two. Oh, and I&#8217;ll be there. At 2:30PM, I&#8217;ll be talking about synopses that will sell &#8211; or not sell &#8211; your book. And at 10PM, I&#8217;ll be talking about fun ways to kill your character. Oh, hell, here&#8217;s the whole list:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>You\u2019ve Sold the First Book, Now What?<br \/>\n<\/strong><em>Saturday 10am, Embassy CD \u2013 Hyatt<br \/>\n<\/em>What  happens next? Publishing professionals offer information about the  industry\u2013what they\u2019re going to do, and what you need to do for yourself.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Writing a Synopsis That Will Sell Your Book \u2013 MODERATOR<br \/>\n<\/strong><em>Saturday 2:30pm, Embassy CD \u2013 Hyatt<br \/>\n<\/em>Writing  a great synopsis may be harder than writing a book. These outliners and  pantsers will offer suggestions to make the process easier.<\/li>\n<li><strong>101 Fascinating Ways to Kill off a Character<br \/>\n<\/strong><em>Saturday 10pm, Embassy CD \u2013 Hyatt<br \/>\n<\/em>Description: Our favorite writers recount some of the more interesting ways they\u2019ve eliminated characters\u2013or tried to.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Also, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B01GDBQJEK\">THIRTY DAYS LATER is still on sale for $0.99<\/a>! Onward!<\/p>\n<p>-the Centaur<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I had all sorts of plans to post on my upcoming panels and the ambience of Dragon Con, but I overslept. 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