{"id":359,"date":"2005-04-28T13:57:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-28T13:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/?p=359"},"modified":"2005-04-28T13:57:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-28T13:57:00","slug":"take-a-walk-on-the-darth-side","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/28\/take-a-walk-on-the-darth-side\/","title":{"rendered":"Take a walk on the Darth Side"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey! Vader&#8217;s got a <a href=\"http:\/\/darthside.blogspot.com\/2005\/04\/calgon-take-me-away.html\">blog<\/a>!  Some highlights:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Have I mentioned before that I am surrounded by idiots? Let me cut to chase and just tell you up front: the rebels got away. All of them &#8230; My elite squadron of StarDestroyers proved itself utterly incapable of a securing a single unescorted freighter travelling less than the speed of light.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, come on. I&#8217;ve seen drills that were more challenging. <\/p>\n<p>&#8230;You try to be an effective manager, you weed out the bad apples like the late Admiral Ozzel &#8212; only to find that an insidious culture of incompetence has somehow transformed your deadly pan-galactic armada into a fleet of spaceballs&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Do you want to know what the worst part is? My left leg is still on the fritz. Whose trachea do you have to crush with your mind to get a little service around here?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I can only say BWAH HA HA HAAAA! Oh. Ha. Whew &#8230; where&#8217;s my spleen?<\/p>\n<p>-the Centaur<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey! Vader&#8217;s got a blog! Some highlights: Have I mentioned before that I am surrounded by idiots? Let me cut to chase and just tell you up front: the rebels&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18],"class_list":["post-359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-sith-park","ratio-2-1","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=359"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}