{"id":379,"date":"2005-02-27T00:58:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-27T00:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/?p=379"},"modified":"2005-02-27T00:58:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-27T00:58:00","slug":"so-tired-you-cant-even-think-straight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/2005\/02\/27\/so-tired-you-cant-even-think-straight\/","title":{"rendered":"So tired you can’t even think straight"},"content":{"rendered":"

So as a blogger I’m supposed to write something neat and witty about commanding my first ATV EVA<\/a> (six short letters compressing the oxymoronic phrase “all-terrain vehicle extra-vehicular activity”):<\/p>\n

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Of course, being “commander” basically meant that my job was to keep everyone on the right road so we could hit all the fun spots before we ran out of air:<\/p>\n

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And now the wit and wisdom of the post-digerati blogosphere should be inserted here. But unfortunately work on a Mars station, shorthanded and overloaded with post-refit cleanup tasks which in turn generate reams of paperwork, has left me — has left us all — so tired that I can’t even think straight:<\/p>\n

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We’re having to jury-rig components to keep the station’s power working since the replacement generator hasn’t arrived yet …<\/p>\n

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… and don’t ask about the war with the Mighty Martian Mouse.<\/p>\n

But, on the bright side, I have a beautiful dreamer<\/a> sending me the staff of life (pound cake) by Earth-Mars express.<\/p>\n

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So yall have a good night and I’m going to catch some z’s.
-Anthony<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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