{"id":59,"date":"2010-01-16T22:40:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-16T22:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/?p=59"},"modified":"2017-03-26T14:47:16","modified_gmt":"2017-03-26T21:47:16","slug":"dont-let-your-cats-watch-you-play-portal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/16\/dont-let-your-cats-watch-you-play-portal\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t let your cats watch you play Portal&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;it can have &#8230; UNFORTUNATE &#8230; consequences:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/EcGYq.gif\" alt=\"cat jumping into mirror\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/EcGYq.gif\" border=\"0\" width=\"600\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>No cats were harmed in the linking of this post &#8230; but, well, I can&#8217;t say that for the photography.<\/p>\n<p>-the Centaur<\/p>\n<p>P.S. The cat is not mine :-), but I do like playing <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Portal_(video_game)\">Portal<\/a>.  For those that don&#8217;t get the joke, Portal is a game in which players have a &#8220;hole gun&#8221; that can create a magic portal on a wall that the player can jump through, unless the player is a cat.  My buddy <a href=\"http:\/\/vastandinfinite.com\/\">Gordon<\/a> hooked me up with this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.funnyordie.com\/videos\/f0cf721e61\/cat-jumps-into-a-mirror-from-that-happened\">meme<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;it can have &#8230; UNFORTUNATE &#8230; consequences: No cats were harmed in the linking of this post &#8230; but, well, I can&#8217;t say that for the photography. -the Centaur P.S.&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[194,1],"tags":[190,23],"class_list":["post-59","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-cats","category-uncategorized","tag-pointers","tag-the-cats","ratio-2-1","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=59"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3610,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions\/3610"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=59"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=59"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=59"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}