{"id":6092,"date":"2023-01-07T00:41:20","date_gmt":"2023-01-07T07:41:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/?p=6092"},"modified":"2023-01-07T00:41:22","modified_gmt":"2023-01-07T07:41:22","slug":"six-foods","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/2023\/01\/07\/six-foods\/","title":{"rendered":"six [foods]"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Screenshot-2023-01-07-at-2.17.17-AM-600x220.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6093\" width=\"715\" height=\"262\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Screenshot-2023-01-07-at-2.17.17-AM-600x220.png 600w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Screenshot-2023-01-07-at-2.17.17-AM-300x110.png 300w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Screenshot-2023-01-07-at-2.17.17-AM-768x282.png 768w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Screenshot-2023-01-07-at-2.17.17-AM-640x235.png 640w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Screenshot-2023-01-07-at-2.17.17-AM.png 806w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 715px) 100vw, 715px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Brands of cat food, that is. As I recall, the farther it is to the right, the more likely it is that Loki will eat it. The farther it is to the left, the more likely it is that Loki would rather go outside than even smell it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/working-here-600x450.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6094\" width=\"717\" height=\"538\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/working-here-600x450.png 600w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/working-here-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/working-here-768x576.png 768w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/working-here-1536x1152.png 1536w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/working-here-640x480.png 640w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/working-here.png 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 717px) 100vw, 717px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Oh, I&#8217;m sorry, were you working here?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-the Centaur<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Brands of cat food, that is. As I recall, the farther it is to the right, the more likely it is that Loki will eat it. The farther it is&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[193,194],"tags":[274,23,5],"class_list":["post-6092","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-real-life","category-the-cats","tag-blogging-every-day","tag-the-cats","tag-we-call-it-living","ratio-2-1","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6092","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6092"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6092\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6095,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6092\/revisions\/6095"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6092"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6092"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6092"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}