{"id":6570,"date":"2023-04-02T03:01:13","date_gmt":"2023-04-02T10:01:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/?p=6570"},"modified":"2023-04-02T03:01:15","modified_gmt":"2023-04-02T10:01:15","slug":"fifty-seven-minus-thirty-four-my-review-of-honor-among-thieves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/2023\/04\/02\/fifty-seven-minus-thirty-four-my-review-of-honor-among-thieves\/","title":{"rendered":"[fifty-seven] minus thirty-four: my review of honor among thieves"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/finally-gelatinous-cubes-600x338.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6571\" width=\"715\" height=\"403\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/finally-gelatinous-cubes-600x338.png 600w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/finally-gelatinous-cubes-300x169.png 300w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/finally-gelatinous-cubes-768x432.png 768w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/finally-gelatinous-cubes-640x360.png 640w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/finally-gelatinous-cubes.png 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 715px) 100vw, 715px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">finally, some good fucking gelatinous cubes.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>That is all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-the Centaur<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pictured: Gordon Ramsay&#8217;s &#8220;Finally, some good fucking food,&#8221; adapted for the <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dungeons_%26_Dragons:_Honor_Among_Thieves\">Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves<\/a> movie, which was, at last, a good fucking D&amp;D movie, and which had, at last, a good fucking gelatinous cube. It also apparently had <a href=\"https:\/\/www.polygon.com\/23664885\/1980s-dungeons-and-dragons-dnd-cartoon-honor-among-thieves-cameo-death\">cameos of the kids from the 80&#8217;s cartoons<\/a>, though for my money my favorite D&amp;D adaptation is the <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Advanced_Dungeons_%26_Dragons_(comic)\">late-80&#8217;s-early-90&#8217;s comic Advanced Dungeons and Dragons<\/a>, because it has a centaur and it&#8217;s set in Forgotten Realms. Anyway, this most recent movie was awesome, go see it, so it will make a lot of money, and we get sequels with more of Chris Pine, Michelle Rodriguez,  Reg\u00e9-Jean Page, Justice Smith and especially Sophia Lillis doing their adventuring thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That is all. -the Centaur Pictured: Gordon Ramsay&#8217;s &#8220;Finally, some good fucking food,&#8221; adapted for the Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves movie, which was, at last, a good fucking&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[286,75],"tags":[274,40,287],"class_list":["post-6570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies","category-reviews","tag-blogging-every-day","tag-centaurs","tag-movie-review","ratio-2-1","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6570","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6570"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6570\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6572,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6570\/revisions\/6572"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}