{"id":6669,"date":"2023-06-06T10:42:17","date_gmt":"2023-06-06T17:42:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/?p=6669"},"modified":"2023-06-06T10:42:19","modified_gmt":"2023-06-06T17:42:19","slug":"seventy-five-minus-eighty-two-i-dont-believe-in-gravity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/2023\/06\/06\/seventy-five-minus-eighty-two-i-dont-believe-in-gravity\/","title":{"rendered":"[seventy-five] minus eighty-two: i don&#8217;t believe in gravity"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/20230604_125029-600x800.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6670\" width=\"719\" height=\"959\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/20230604_125029-600x800.jpg 600w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/20230604_125029-300x400.jpg 300w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/20230604_125029-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/20230604_125029-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/20230604_125029-640x853.jpg 640w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/20230604_125029.jpg 1503w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 719px) 100vw, 719px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>To the tune of &#8216;Magic&#8217; by Olivia Netwon-John:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>I don&#8217;t believe in gravity<br>Nothing can stop me today<br>No matter how high I have to climb<br>Nothing can get in my way!<\/p>\n<cite>-the backyard snek<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Screenshot-2023-06-06-at-1.39.37-PM-600x491.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6671\" width=\"721\" height=\"590\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Screenshot-2023-06-06-at-1.39.37-PM-600x491.png 600w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Screenshot-2023-06-06-at-1.39.37-PM-300x246.png 300w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Screenshot-2023-06-06-at-1.39.37-PM-768x629.png 768w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Screenshot-2023-06-06-at-1.39.37-PM-640x524.png 640w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Screenshot-2023-06-06-at-1.39.37-PM.png 771w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 721px) 100vw, 721px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Seriously, this snake is a badass.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-the Centaur<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pictured: a snake that lives in our backyard, displaying a healthy contempt for gravity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To the tune of &#8216;Magic&#8217; by Olivia Netwon-John: I don&#8217;t believe in gravityNothing can stop me todayNo matter how high I have to climbNothing can get in my way! -the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[193,291],"tags":[274,292,5],"class_list":["post-6669","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-real-life","category-the-snake","tag-blogging-every-day","tag-the-snek","tag-we-call-it-living","ratio-2-1","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6669","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6669"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6669\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6672,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6669\/revisions\/6672"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6669"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6669"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6669"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}