{"id":7253,"date":"2024-02-21T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-02-21T13:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/?p=7253"},"modified":"2024-02-20T21:23:06","modified_gmt":"2024-02-21T04:23:06","slug":"twenty-twenty-four-day-fifty-two-master-of-all-he-surveys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/2024\/02\/21\/twenty-twenty-four-day-fifty-two-master-of-all-he-surveys\/","title":{"rendered":"[twenty twenty-four day fifty-two]: master of all he surveys"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"449\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Screenshot-2024-02-20-at-11.16.46\u202fPM-600x449.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7254\" style=\"width:717px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Screenshot-2024-02-20-at-11.16.46\u202fPM-600x449.png 600w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Screenshot-2024-02-20-at-11.16.46\u202fPM-300x224.png 300w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Screenshot-2024-02-20-at-11.16.46\u202fPM-768x574.png 768w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Screenshot-2024-02-20-at-11.16.46\u202fPM-1536x1149.png 1536w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Screenshot-2024-02-20-at-11.16.46\u202fPM-640x479.png 640w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Screenshot-2024-02-20-at-11.16.46\u202fPM.png 1567w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>When we finally get superintelligence, I want it to explain to me what cats are thinking. Loki clearly wants something, but it isn&#8217;t clear what it is. He wants your attention, he wants to go outside, he wants to go somewhere not too far from the house, but he doesn&#8217;t seem satisfied with you just standing there, nor with you bending down to scratch him, nor with you going anywhere else.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What do you want, for me to just stand here, so you feel safe rolling in the dirt?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There&#8217;s no pleasing some people.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-the Centaur<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pictured: Loki, in the external cat condo which we got as part of our successful &#8220;cat sitting solution&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When we finally get superintelligence, I want it to explain to me what cats are thinking. Loki clearly wants something, but it isn&#8217;t clear what it is. He wants your&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[193,194],"tags":[274,23],"class_list":["post-7253","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-real-life","category-the-cats","tag-blogging-every-day","tag-the-cats","ratio-2-1","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7253","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7253"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7253\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7255,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7253\/revisions\/7255"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}