{"id":7460,"date":"2024-03-16T06:47:00","date_gmt":"2024-03-16T13:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/?p=7460"},"modified":"2024-03-14T00:52:17","modified_gmt":"2024-03-14T07:52:17","slug":"twenty-twenty-four-day-seventy-six-i-did-not-consent-to-be-photographed-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/2024\/03\/16\/twenty-twenty-four-day-seventy-six-i-did-not-consent-to-be-photographed-man\/","title":{"rendered":"[twenty twenty-four day seventy-six]: i did not consent to be photographed, man"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"365\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Screenshot-2024-03-14-at-3.49.25\u202fAM-600x365.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7461\" style=\"width:717px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Screenshot-2024-03-14-at-3.49.25\u202fAM-600x365.png 600w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Screenshot-2024-03-14-at-3.49.25\u202fAM-300x183.png 300w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Screenshot-2024-03-14-at-3.49.25\u202fAM-768x467.png 768w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Screenshot-2024-03-14-at-3.49.25\u202fAM-640x389.png 640w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Screenshot-2024-03-14-at-3.49.25\u202fAM.png 917w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Hey, man. Back off. I did not consent to be photographed. Geez, Louise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As it turns out, a pair of male turkeys gobbling at each other on your front doorstep sounds a lot like two small barking dogs yapping at each other, at least when heard through the glass.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-the Centaur<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pictured: Two formerly gobbling turkeys, having noticed me trying to take a picture, hightailing it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, man. Back off. I did not consent to be photographed. Geez, Louise. As it turns out, a pair of male turkeys gobbling at each other on your front doorstep&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[193],"tags":[274],"class_list":["post-7460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-real-life","tag-blogging-every-day","ratio-2-1","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7460"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7460\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7462,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7460\/revisions\/7462"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}