{"id":7657,"date":"2024-04-08T14:13:48","date_gmt":"2024-04-08T21:13:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/?p=7657"},"modified":"2024-04-07T14:22:48","modified_gmt":"2024-04-07T21:22:48","slug":"twenty-twenty-four-post-ninety-nine-thats-not-a-moon-thats-a-gas-station","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/2024\/04\/08\/twenty-twenty-four-post-ninety-nine-thats-not-a-moon-thats-a-gas-station\/","title":{"rendered":"[twenty twenty-four post ninety-nine]: that’s not a moon, that’s a gas station"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Buc-ee’s (hyphenated like Spider-Man) is the largest gas station I’ve ever seen, outside and in:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Which is apropos, I guess, because the largest gas-station in the world is a Buc-ee’s<\/a>. Actually, reading the article, it appears that several of the largest are all Buc-ee’s. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

When stopping, my buddy commented “it was a gas station as if done by Pixar.” After seeing it, I said “It’s like Pixar had done a theme park for their movie entitled ‘Murica’.” <\/p>\n\n\n\n

His response? “They already did that movie. It’s called WALL-E.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Truly this is a disturbing timeline.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-the Centaur<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Buc-ee’s (hyphenated like Spider-Man) is the largest gas station I’ve ever seen, outside and in: Which is apropos, I guess, because the largest gas-station in the world is a Buc-ee’s.…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[193],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-7657","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-real-life","tag-we-call-it-living","ratio-2-1","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7657","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7657"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7657\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7661,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7657\/revisions\/7661"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7657"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7657"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7657"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}