{"id":7673,"date":"2024-04-11T02:29:00","date_gmt":"2024-04-11T09:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/?p=7673"},"modified":"2024-04-10T14:37:57","modified_gmt":"2024-04-10T21:37:57","slug":"twenty-twenty-four-day-one-oh-two-sit-close-enough-to-ignore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/2024\/04\/11\/twenty-twenty-four-day-one-oh-two-sit-close-enough-to-ignore\/","title":{"rendered":"[twenty twenty-four day one oh two]: sit close enough to ignore"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"445\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-10-at-5.30.42\u202fPM-600x445.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7674\" style=\"width:717px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-10-at-5.30.42\u202fPM-600x445.png 600w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-10-at-5.30.42\u202fPM-300x222.png 300w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-10-at-5.30.42\u202fPM-768x570.png 768w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-10-at-5.30.42\u202fPM-640x475.png 640w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-10-at-5.30.42\u202fPM.png 1482w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Loki has asked me to pass on this public service announcement for cat partners everywhere: &#8220;Please, sit close enough that we may ignore you. We can&#8217;t very well ignore you if you aren&#8217;t <em>there<\/em>, now can we?&#8221; I suppose this is a security blanket thing, though later in the day he changed tactics on maintaining proximity of his human and went for &#8220;doing cute things, please pay attention to me.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-10-at-5.35.36\u202fPM-600x450.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7675\" style=\"width:717px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-10-at-5.35.36\u202fPM-600x450.png 600w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-10-at-5.35.36\u202fPM-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-10-at-5.35.36\u202fPM-768x576.png 768w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-10-at-5.35.36\u202fPM-640x480.png 640w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-10-at-5.35.36\u202fPM.png 1474w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I picked him up recently for one of the back-stretches he enjoys, and I swear he yawned when he did it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-the Centaur<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pictured: Loki, trying to ignore me, but from a comfortably close distance, then attracting attention.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Loki has asked me to pass on this public service announcement for cat partners everywhere: &#8220;Please, sit close enough that we may ignore you. We can&#8217;t very well ignore you&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[193,194],"tags":[274,23],"class_list":["post-7673","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-real-life","category-the-cats","tag-blogging-every-day","tag-the-cats","ratio-2-1","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7673","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7673"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7673\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7676,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7673\/revisions\/7676"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7673"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7673"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7673"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}