{"id":8094,"date":"2024-05-18T15:10:20","date_gmt":"2024-05-18T22:10:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/?p=8094"},"modified":"2024-05-18T15:10:22","modified_gmt":"2024-05-18T22:10:22","slug":"twenty-twenty-four-day-one-three-nine-theres-nothing-so-confused-as-a-vegan-at-a-vegan-restaurant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/2024\/05\/18\/twenty-twenty-four-day-one-three-nine-theres-nothing-so-confused-as-a-vegan-at-a-vegan-restaurant\/","title":{"rendered":"[twenty twenty-four day one three nine]: there&#8217;s nothing so confused as a vegan at a vegan restaurant"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"447\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Screenshot-2024-05-18-at-2.11.04\u202fPM-600x447.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8095\" style=\"width:716px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Screenshot-2024-05-18-at-2.11.04\u202fPM-600x447.png 600w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Screenshot-2024-05-18-at-2.11.04\u202fPM-300x223.png 300w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Screenshot-2024-05-18-at-2.11.04\u202fPM-768x572.png 768w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Screenshot-2024-05-18-at-2.11.04\u202fPM-640x477.png 640w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Screenshot-2024-05-18-at-2.11.04\u202fPM.png 1493w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A brief one, as I have Silicon Valley Open Studios AND consulting work to do today, but a comment one of my wife&#8217;s friends made once was &#8220;there&#8217;s nothing so confused as a vegan at a vegan restaurant&#8221; &#8230; because normally they have NO options or ONE option, but now have ALL the options.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"294\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Screenshot-2024-05-18-at-3.05.40\u202fPM-600x294.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8096\" style=\"width:717px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Screenshot-2024-05-18-at-3.05.40\u202fPM-600x294.png 600w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Screenshot-2024-05-18-at-3.05.40\u202fPM-300x147.png 300w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Screenshot-2024-05-18-at-3.05.40\u202fPM-768x377.png 768w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Screenshot-2024-05-18-at-3.05.40\u202fPM-640x314.png 640w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Screenshot-2024-05-18-at-3.05.40\u202fPM.png 1498w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I dunno, to me, it seems like a good place to be.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-the Centaur<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pictured: My wife at Craft Roots, a vegan bar and grill in Morgan Hill that we love a lot. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Not pictured: the meal, other than the buffalo cauliflower &#8211; I forgot to let my phone eat first.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Also not pictured: the dog which came BARRELLING past us, tied to a clanging metal chair that was chasing it down the street (AAA! AAA! Angry metal thing is following me AND I CAN&#8217;T GET AWAY!) I caught her by the leash (just as unleashed a load of pee, how fun) and my wife grabbed her and calmed her down until the owners, panting, ran up &#8211; apparently the male owner had tied the dog&#8217;s leash to his chair, but the chair moved or fell over when he stood up, and the dog, scared, took off, the chair in hot pursuit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Good doggie, though. Reminded me of my old dog Lady, from back in the days we didn&#8217;t have portable phones capable of taking frequent pet pictures.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A brief one, as I have Silicon Valley Open Studios AND consulting work to do today, but a comment one of my wife&#8217;s friends made once was &#8220;there&#8217;s nothing so&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[75],"tags":[274,148],"class_list":["post-8094","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-blogging-every-day","tag-the-guerilla-foodie","ratio-2-1","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8094","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8094"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8094\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8097,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8094\/revisions\/8097"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8094"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8094"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8094"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}