{"id":8263,"date":"2024-06-13T00:03:34","date_gmt":"2024-06-13T07:03:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/?p=8263"},"modified":"2024-06-13T00:03:37","modified_gmt":"2024-06-13T07:03:37","slug":"twenty-twenty-four-post-one-six-three-paranoia-will-ensure-ya","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/2024\/06\/13\/twenty-twenty-four-post-one-six-three-paranoia-will-ensure-ya\/","title":{"rendered":"[twenty twenty-four post one six three]: paranoia will ensure ya"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"448\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150220_155639_HDR.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2651\" style=\"width:717px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150220_155639_HDR.jpg 600w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150220_155639_HDR-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Okay, I was flying Tuesday, so I&#8217;m just going to pretend this was an abbreviated post, something something busy busy something something flying to Vancouver something something robot consulting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>At least I didn&#8217;t try to fly on an expired passport &#8230; this time. Strange how paranoid a mistake can make you! Like how I missed a flight &#8211; two days in a row &#8211; trying to leave London, ~30 years ago, the first time due to my mistake, the second due to a train stoppage, so I now try to go to airports ~2 hours early &#8230; and missing my flight to Comic-Con due to traffic made me paranoid enough to leave ~3 hours early in LA&#8217;s rush hour traffic so I&#8217;d have time to make it through any unexpected snafus with my international flight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But that paranoia got me there safely and on time &#8230; this time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-the Centaur<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pictured: Me, at some event in 2015 &#8230; wait, I owned this scarf in 2015???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I was flying Tuesday, so I&#8217;m just going to pretend this was an abbreviated post, something something busy busy something something flying to Vancouver something something robot consulting. At&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[215,193],"tags":[274,5],"class_list":["post-8263","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-appearances","category-real-life","tag-blogging-every-day","tag-we-call-it-living","ratio-2-1","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8263","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8263"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8263\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8264,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8263\/revisions\/8264"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}