{"id":8996,"date":"2026-06-17T07:30:00","date_gmt":"2026-06-17T14:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/?p=8996"},"modified":"2026-06-15T19:41:44","modified_gmt":"2026-06-16T02:41:44","slug":"twenty-twenty-six-day-one-six-eight-anatomy-of-the-toe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/2026\/06\/17\/twenty-twenty-six-day-one-six-eight-anatomy-of-the-toe\/","title":{"rendered":"[twenty twenty six day one six eight]: anatomy of the toe"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"283\" src=\"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/my-toe-v1-600x283.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8997\" style=\"width:717px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/my-toe-v1-600x283.png 600w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/my-toe-v1-300x142.png 300w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/my-toe-v1-640x302.png 640w, https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/my-toe-v1.png 743w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It may not look like much, but it smarts where it counts, kid. One of our coffee tables decided to make some special modifications to my middle toe, including a lot of soft-tissue soreness and a tiny chip in the bone which took four X-rays to fully figure out. Flat-bottomed shoes make the world go round &#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-the Centaur<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pictured: Broken right &#8230; there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It may not look like much, but it smarts where it counts, kid. One of our coffee tables decided to make some special modifications to my middle toe, including a&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[193,243],"tags":[274,5],"class_list":["post-8996","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-real-life","category-the-currents","tag-blogging-every-day","tag-we-call-it-living","ratio-2-1","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8996","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8996"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8996\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8998,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8996\/revisions\/8998"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8996"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8996"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dresan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}