Ten days off to write! No trips, no vacations, no distractions. Just me and writing … but: The “Terminator” version of the common cold. Car repairing turned car totaling and car shopping during hard raining. Cat fights and cat urine. And a desperate scramble to catch up in National Novel Writing Month turning what I love … writing … into a chore.
And then my wife came back Saturday night.
That was great, but things didn’t get better right away. See #3 above, cat urine: our incompletely housetrained Gabby the Cat decided to urinate on a big soft squishy pillow to either
- (a) reduce his insecurity by marking his protector’s stuff with his scent (the official story as told by everybody’s favorite cat books)
- (b) show his irritation at his protector locking him in a room (what I strongly suspect based on my study of animal cognition, which might be summed up as saying “just because they can’t talk doesn’t mean they’re completely unaware idiots”)
… just as I had run a full load of laundry in the washer and thus couldn’t wash it right away, just as I had to run to the airport so I had no time to dispose of it properly, and just in time for the heater to kick in and propagate the smell through the entire house by the time we got back.
Stepping through the door was … an unpleasant moment.
But we persevered. We went out for a late dinner and talked about … hell, everything. We crashed early, I got up at the ass-crack of dawn, fed the cats, went to church, put everything in the hands of God, and went back and slept till noon. By the time we awoke, it was clear that the pillow was the source of the smell and the tarps-plus-blankets wash-immediately-if-soiled solution was working to protect our home as we transition street cat to house-and-yard cat. We had a lovely lunch at our favorite restaurant (Aqui) and test-drove a hybrid (a Prius). Everything, once again, became OK, and it seemed like all the nastiness of that awful ten days rattling around the house mostly with myself, a virus and three irritated cats was at last over.
So: yesterday: 2094 words. Today: 2583 words. As of this moment, I am officially caught up on where I “should have been” for Nano, and I’m on track to finish by tomorrow. And we even have a plan to save our obstraperous little cat, who is mellowing out now that he has two people to entertain him (and to separate the cats from each other so they have time to mellow).
Best of all, my best friend is home.
-the Centaur
P.S. Thanks, God.
