… you might think about this:
Space shuttle for sale, fully loaded, air conditioning, one careful owner. It’s the ultimate bargain. NASA has cut the price of a space shuttle to $28.8 million. The vehicles will go on sale after they finish constructing the International Space Station, scheduled to be later this year.
I take no credit for the “my birthday is coming up” joke, which I stole shamelessly from my coworker Othar Hansson.
-the Centaur